I found two reviews for this strip club in Las Vegas. Enjoy.
Original review written by Jessie K.
DON'T GO unless you want to be raped by this money hungry non-strip club every time you turn around!
>>> I love a review that grabs my attention right off the bat!
As SOON as I got in they force you to buy $14 Bud Lights,
>>> Capital letters for emphasis aside, I hate being forced to buy a $14 Bud Light, not to mention several Bud Lights. I wonder how that conversation went?
the stage is elevated so you can't get NEAR the ho's
>>> The ho's what?
and the bouncers tell you where to move, they do NOT care anything about you having fun,
>>> I was very upset the last time someone did NOT care anything about me having fun.
They treat the ho's the same way,
>>> They also did NOT care anything about them having fun?
they are mean to them, and so the ho's are mean to you.
>>> Its a vicious circle, I suppose. I wonder why they weren't nice to you when you obviously have so much respect for them?
I should have listened to my local friend and gone to Spearmint Rhino- who still want $50 to get in, but at least it's a real strip club, not a club that has strippers.
>>> Indeed, the worst thing is when you venture into a strip club, only to discover it is simply a club that has strippers.
Don't be a victim like I was, I'm warning you now!
>>> Warning heeded!
This is probably the best review I have seen so far.
Original review written by Eugene Y.
The girls were girls. The tig ole bitties were tig ole bitties (see diagram below).
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>>> I actually have nothing to say. Good show Eugene.
That "diagram" is simply amazing.
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